Guess the holiday movie for a special something!
The elevator is a weird environment. Learn HOW TO BEHAVE ON AN ELEVATOR and make it less weird. Or more weird. I dunno.
Who loves bread and stuff? No one anymore. Bread kills. Down with bread. So learn HOW TO BE GLUTEN FREE so you can be like everyone.
Boy those oranges sure do look good. If only you knew HOW TO EAT AN ORANGE. But you don't, so......I guess......starve to death.
Halloween is tomorrow and if you don't have a costume you will be ridiculed by kids and a demon will haunt your toilet forever. So learn HOW TO MAKE A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.