The American Civil War was the most violent conflict ever waged on domestic soil … until last week. The first-ever Employee-Designed Tee Contest turned brother against brother, buyer against buyer, and UX designer against social media strategist in a horrific melee of petty bribery and favoritism.
Have the winds of Fortune shifted since the last contest update? Find out in this...
TOTALLY BIASED UPDATE ON THE EMPLOYEE DESIGNED TEE CONTEST!
Have you ever watched a master pianist play Rachmaninoff's 3rd and thought, "I could do that"? Us too.
Announcing the first-annual Employee-Designed Shirt Contest, a week-long experiment in hubris and megalomania. We may lack basic Illustrator skills and aesthetic sensibilities, but that didn't stop us from designing our own tees! So come check out our fair-to-middling offerings, and buy one if you feel especially sorry for us.
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us craft some writeups in a similar fashion! It's called Woot-Libs, and it's sure to be an [egregious] time!
It's too late to buy anything for your dad from Woot, but it's not too late to trick him into saying "I love you," despite his efforts at emotional unavailability. Check out our cool infographic thing!
Are you a terrible son or daughter who forgot that Mother's Day is this weekend, and now it's too late to send her a gift? Worry not, wayward offspring -- we've got you covered. Just send your mom one of our homemade Mother's Day GIFts, and she'll weep with joy (because your mom weeps with joy anytime you do anything remotely related to her.)