Thursday, April 04

 

Tuesday, April 02

There Can Be Only Pun: Tool and Garden Bands!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Handy Bands!

To honor the newest addition to the Woot family, Tools and Garden, we're looking for tool & garden band puns. And not tool, like the band Tool. But tools. Like hammers and drills and stuff. Check out some examples:

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March Fadness: The Elite 8

by Sean Adams

We've made it to the Elite 8 of March Fadness. I just want to say that all the fads who've made it this far should be very proud of themselves. Win or lose, they've done something special just by getting to this point. But enough of the sappy stuff. Let's get to the voting! And don't forget to check the results page to see how things went down in the Sweet 16.

IMPORTANT: be sure to hit SUBMIT or else your VOTES WON'T COUNT!

Happy choosing!

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Friday, March 29

 

Thursday, March 28

Sean University: A Column on Columns

by Sean Adams

Which businesses can you trust the most? The businesses that have been around the longest! And what do the businesses that have been around the longest have? Columns! Think about it! Those old businesses in Greece and Roman everyone’s still hot for? They got columns all over the place!

That’s why, when you’re launching your business, you should consider throwing some columns on that thing. Then people will see it and think, “Jeez, when did that place start up? Ancient times? And they’re still in business? Wow! I should throw some money at them!” Except they wouldn’t actually throw the money because that might knock down one of the columns, and nobody wants to be that guy who knocks down the columns!

So, pretty simple, right? Just toss some columns around and call it a day? NO WAY! You need to be STRATEGIC about it! Luckily, we here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership know a little bit about the tasteful placement of columns. In fact, three of the four legs on the chair that I am sitting in right now? Mini columns! The fourth one is a really expensive golf club. Jealous?

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Wednesday, March 27

 

Tuesday, March 26

 

Sunday, March 24

 

Saturday, March 23

March Fadness: Merchandise, Round 1!

by Sean Adams

The nostalgia-fest that is March Fadness continues today with the Merchandise. Remember that awesome toy you just had to have? Or that sport that never caught on? Or that embarrassing bumper sticker you thought was so funny? That's what we're voting on here. And speaking of voting, don't forget to check out the Entertainment and Lifestyle regions!

IMPORTANT: be sure to hit SUBMIT or else your VOTES WON'T COUNT!

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