Tuesday, January 12

CES 2010: The Wootable Awards

by Team Chuckle!

As you know if you've been following our CES 2010 coverage, the best parts of CES are the happy accidents, the incidental freakouts, the stuff that washes up in the corners while everybody's jostling to see the latest 40-acre 3D TV. And with five writers on the ground, we found a LOT of it. Cancel your appointments, shut off your pager, and settle in with several dozen of our favorite CES moments...

Best Use Of Torture As Ad Campaign

I'm guessing the "magic" involves having metal spikes shoved under your toenails. I can only imagine what they're forcing this guy to watch.

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Monday, January 11

Be Like Mark: 10 True Woot Confessions

by Team Chuckle!

Now that Mark McGwire has admitted he used steroids when breaking the home-run record in 1998, we've been inspired by his gift for stating the obvious. Here are ten Woot confessions that you'll be less-than-astonished by.

  • Woot admits they sell things for more money than they bought them for.
  • Woot writers confess that sometimes they write about products without knowing how they work.
  • Kids.Woot reveals the site is actually run by adults.
  • Wooters admit that sometimes they like the products we sell.
  • Wine.Woot director concedes that wine is intoxicating.
  • Derby voters come clean about their fixation on bunnies.
  • SmartPost admits not being all that fast sometimes.
  • Deals.Woot concedes that it's nothing but a popularity contest.
  • Woot CES booth visitors admit to only being there for the monkeys.
  • Woot confesses that on very rare occasions, contents of bag cannot be classified as crap.

OK, we've shown you ours, now you show me yours. What are your true but unsurprising Woot Confessions?

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Friday, December 04

20 Movies We're Looking Forward To Seeing In 2010

by Team Chuckle!

  1. Frank Miller's Barney Miller
  2. Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Golden Who Gives A Damn Just Buy Your Ticket And Shut Up
  3. Apocalypse Now 2: Apocalypse Again
  4. The Breakfast Club starring Hannah Montana, all three Jonas Brothers, Raven Simone, and Dennis Haskins as the principal
  5. Bernanke!
  6. Kiera Knightley in We Couldn't Afford Natalie Portman
  7. 2022: The Next Scary Number
  8. Will Ferrell is A Rugby Player This Time But Check It Out It's Totally In The '70s!
  9. Pixar's Pinworms
  10. M. Night Shyamalan's Last Movie Ever. Please.
  11. Chitty Chitty Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  12. Hotel Rwanda for Dogs
  13. Shaft in Mordor
  14. James Cameron's Small Wonder
  15. As-Yet-Untitled "Katherine Heigl Finds Love Where She Least Expects It" Project
  16. Hairspray, the computer-animated feature film based on the stage play based on the movie musical based on the Broadway musical based on the cult classic film
  17. A Promising Little Whorehouse In Texas: The Prequel
  18. X-Men Origins: Thunderbird
  19. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Zombies
  20. Uwe Boll's Bubble Bobble

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