On a date, if it looks like the person leaning away from you, it's not going well. But with an Inversion Table? That's normal!
Numbers mean you're healthy. That's the Fitbit promise.
The year is just starting. What great things will you want to remember in 2017?
All that glitters isn't gold. Sometimes it's chrome.
Like the song says. You're hot, then you're cold, but you're always a Dyson.
Ain't technology grand?
It's CHRISTMAS DAY! So if you're just now noticing that you gave people crappy gifts, buy a scooter and redeem yourself!
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Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.