1000TC Sheet Set - 4 Colors - 3 Sizes

by wootbot

OH SHEET SON.

STAY TUNED FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE THREAD COUNT COUNCIL!

WE ARE ISSUING THIS URGENT WARNING TO ALL CONSUMERS OF SLUMBER. THE THREAD COUNT COUNCIL HAS LEARNED OF A DIMINISHING GROSS THREAD COUNT EFFECTIVE ACROSS THE GLOBE. THREAD COUNT DEFICIENCY IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT CAN LEAD TO DECREASED SENSATIONS OF LUXURY. YOUR CHILDREN ARE AT RISK.

WE ARE LITERALLY LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS, SLUMBERER. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU INCREASE YOUR THREAD COUNT BY AT LEAST 800. WHAT DO YOU HAVE CURRENTLY? DOESN'T MATTER. WHATEVER IT IS NOW IS TOO LOW. YOU WILL BE IN IMMENSE DISCOMFORT AND YOUR CHILDREN WON'T LEARN GOOD. YOUR MOTHER WILL ALSO BE SAD.

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY FROM LOW THREAD COUNT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.