So comfy you might just worship the glorious night's sleep they offer.
Have you ever considered devoting your life to a sheet? For most people, that would seem silly. But if you've ever spend the night on a 350TC 100% Pima Cotton sateen weave sheet set WHICH COINCIDENTALLY WE HAVE RIGHT HERE HUH GO FIGURE you might just understand how someone could throw their lives away in the pursuit of hedonistic sateenism.
Of course there are some who might only dabble in the comfy arts, but the truth is clear! A bed cannot be sheeted twice! If you truly embrace the path of sateen, you will know a slumber unlike any other! A soft handfeel that few other sheets can duplicate! Plus some pillowcases!
Turn to sateen!