If it wasn't for the searing pain, I wouldn't have even been able to tell the difference.
"Can you believe the picture quality on the 47" TVs they have here? They're so crystal clear."
Yeah, they're really great.
"It's like looking out through a window onto a crisp and vibrant autumn scene."
Um. Well, that's actually because it is autumn. And you are looking through a window right now. The TVs are over there.
"Seriously, man. This one has such amazing brightness, clarity and color detail. I feel like I could just jump through the screen and dive right into that pile of leaves."
You could. Because again, you're looking through a real window at a real pile of leaves.
"And look at this one."
That's still the window.
"It has TruMotion technology for high-speed action with virtually no motion blur. It's like that car chase is really happening right before our eyes."
It is happening right before our eyes. This isn't the best part of town. Maybe you should get away from the window now.
"Hold up. This one's 3D?! Wow! These flicker-free 3D glasses are just like the ones you get at the movie theater. If I didn't know better, I'd think there was really a guy waving a gun around out there …
Dude, get down!
" … and that the bullet was really heading right for … ouch! So. I've been looking out the window this whole time, huh?"
"You think you could call 911 for me?"