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When making your decisions on sheets, trust those who'll use them most.
WOOT.COM MAN ON THE STREET INTERVIEWS: WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON THE 500TC PIMA COTTON DAMASK SHEET SET?
A. Mattress, Seattle, WA: I like knowing there's something soft between me and my person. And the wrinkle-resistant finish keeps me looking great!
A. Cat, Dallas, TX: After they come out of the dryer, I love diving under the luxurious Pima Cotton and waiting for my roommate to pass by so I can leap out and claw their leg. It's my favorite way to relax.
A. Puppy, New York, NY: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I LOVE TO ROLL AROUND ON THESE SHEETS RIGHT AFTER I FINISH MY BATH OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH zzzzzzzzz
A. Silk Pillow, Chicago, IL: Hmm. It might not be as classy as I'M used to, of course, but it's certainly good enough for that plebeian who presses his unwashed stubble against me for six hours each night. Did I ever tell you I knew the Queen?
A. Blanket, Miami, FL: I rarely come out of storage in this warm climate, but when I do, I'm always happy to see my pals in the 500TC Pima Cotton Damask Sheet Set.
A. Spider, Your Room: I'm hiding in your current sheets right now! Too bad you don't have a 500TC Pima Cotton Damask Sheet Set to use instead! MUHAHAHAHAHA see you when you turn the lights out