Affinity 39" 1080p LED HDTV

by wootbot

Engaging

Learn the one huge secret about the Affinity 39" 1080p LED Television that the Illuminati don't want you to know! Click through to learn more!

What's the secret about the Affinity 39 LED TB that was known to emperors, kings, czars, caesars, dictators, generals, warlords, mad scientists, CEOs, ghost hunters, alchemists and time travelers? Click on "continue reading" to continue reading and learn more!

The powers that be know one simple secret to win hearts and minds: promises are sweeter than payoffs. Yeah, that's right. You got dragged in here for nothin'. Well, no, not for nothing. There is a pretty nice Affinity 39" 1080p LED television for you to buy.

And isn't that better than some weird secret known only to the people who secretly run the planet? Do you really trust those guys? C'mon, take a look at how things are going right now. The people running the planet are kinda bad at it, don't you think?

Now take a look at TV. Some of the best shows in history are on TV right now. And with a TV that consumes about 50% less power than conventional televisions, you can be watching all those shows all the time, and from many different viewing angles thanks to the 1080p HD screen.

Use the three HDMI inputs or the composite connector or the VGA connector or even the Digital Audio output. Use headphones if you want! However you choose to enjoy your Affinity 39" 1080p LED, it'll be totally and completely engaging.

Unless you try to use it to learn more about the Illuminati. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO UNCOVER THEIR SECRETS, MORTAL, OR THEY WILL END YOU LIKE THEY DID BREAKING BAD.