The solution to all your self-referential product description needs.
I use a MacBook Air for work, and let me tell you: It is a great option if you are a copywriters for a deal-a-day website and you need to crank out some meta product descriptions. In fact, I would recommend this computer to ANY Woot writer who doesn't already have one.
Oh, Sean is the only Woot writer who doesn't use a MacBook Air? Very well. Sean: You should really consider getting one of these, buddy. I could talk your ear off about its Intel i5 processor, integrated graphics, and super-fast flash memory, but that would probably all be way over your head. But here's the Seanified version: It's really thin, really light, and the battery life is great.
And let's be honest, Apple stuff like this also carries a lot of cachet with "cool" people and might make you appear a bit "cooler." Hey, hey, I'm not saying you're not "cool" or anything, just that comedy writers like us usually have a lot of emotional insecurities, which is why we resort to humor in order to avoid dealing with the pain. Calm down, buddy, I'm talking about ALL comedy writers. Including you.
I'm just saying, if you want to craft truly perfect product descriptions such as this one, you gotta get your hands on one of these "MBAs" as we like to call them. Hey, while I've got you here: What are you doing this weekend? Want to take a backpacking trip with our ultralight computers? Oh, I'm sorry, I already forgot that you still have that hulking PC. NEVERMIND!