Cy-burrr! These prices are so LOW!
They won't hover in mid-air like that in real life, in case you were creeped out.
Take a break from typing sweet nothings into a chat room and take advantage of these low Cyber Monday prices! It's almost like you're cybering with our inventory… but wait, no, sorry. Forget we said that. That's terrible. Oh jeez, we feel really, really bad!