Asus 13.3" Full HD Core i5 Zenbook Touch

by wootbot

Compute It!

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Use this: because when you think about us, you touch your screen.

Don't use this: to win poker. Those are aces, not Asus.

At a karaoke bar, this product sings: "Go Intel it on the Mountain."

On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "If you're close enough to read this, then get the heck off my Asus."

The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: the laptop acts as the dance coach for the week's musical guest, but get this - THE LAPTOP IS BAD AT DANCING!