Asus 15.6" FHD IPS Touch Core i7 Laptop

by wootbot

Asus No Questions (We'll Tell You No Lies)

A laptop like this is nothing to turn up your nose at, you know. You could learn a lot from a laptop like this.

Once upon a time knowledge came from books. BOOK! HA! TODAY WE SCOFF AT BOOKS AS OUR ANCESTORS DID SCROLLS AND CARVED WHEAT! Today we of the modern era use our 1TB hard drives for MUSIC AND GAMES because the information of the ages is available for all! Don't believe us? Buy this Asus Q550 i7 and enter the Internet!

Do you know about chicoreus territus? Why, that's a gastropod mollusk in the family of murex snails! What about the name of microporous aluminosilicate minerals commonly used as adsorbents and catalysts? Duh, those are Zeolites! We've known about those since 1756! Try to keep up, okay?

Because with a Full HD Touch Screen like this, though, one can easily flip through random pages and learn all sorts of things, at a speed book-skimming simply can't match. What's a bakhsh? How did a Swedish progressive metal band, an pro football team, a wrestler and a comic book character all find something in common? Where is the 85C Bakery Cafe located? Who ruled the Achaemenid Empire in the 6th Century BC? What does BC even mean? With the i7-4500U mobile processor, you could have all these answers in seconds. With a book? Ha-HA! Enjoy spending a weekend in the library, Jonny No-Talk!

Oh, you didn't know Johnny could be spelled without an H? Gosh! Guess they didn't teach you so well in the past, did they? WELCOME TO TODAY, JERKFACE. WHAM! ASUS q550 I7 RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE!