Asus 23.6" i3 4GB 1TB All-In-One PC

by wootbot

Try, Try Again

Some things just go together like peanut butter and jelly. For instance, peanut butter and jelly.

After multiple failed entrepreneurial attempts, I finally nailed it with this Asus 23.6" All-in-One PC.

To be honest, I guess I'm not all that surprised that my All-in-One Automotive Fluids idea didn't catch on. Turns out that motor oil mixed with windshield wiper fluid actually DECREASES visibility. The fact that it's completely ingestible in case of emergency wasn't even enough of a selling point. I think it was a marketing failure, actually. I won't make that mistake again.

This computer, though? It's going like gang busters! The easy and fun to use multi-touchscreen display, the 4GB DDR3 memory, the 1TB SATA hard drive… people just can't get enough of it all! Who'd have thought? Reliable performance and superior multi-tasking capabilities… good idea. All-in-One Thanksgiving dinner… bad idea. In hindsight, I guess the convenience factor was never going to top the fact that people don't like their pumpkin pie pureed with their turkey, gravy and green bean casserole.

Oh well. You can't win if you don't play the game, right? Speaking of which, I've got a new idea I'd like to run past you.

All-in-One candelabra nunchucks. Thoughts?