Do the Monster Slapdash
Tape this computer to your chest, carry a bottle of water, build a tiny roof to wear as a hat and goes, "Everything You'll Ever Need."
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.