Do the Monster Slapdash
I'm just tape this to my head somewhere over my eyes. Then when people are like, "What are you?" I'll say, "I'm someone who can't see the look of disappointment on your face when you realize there is no explanation."
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.