For the second year in a row, we present eight original Bitter/Sweet Valentines for free downloading, printing and distribution to the special someones in your wretched lives. What better way could there be to say “I love you” with a strong subtext of “and I’m a cheapskate?”
Whether your Valentine’s Day is shaping up like a heartwarming romantic comedy or a bone-chilling tale of horror, we’ve got the right cards for the occasion. Just open these PDFs, print ‘em out, cut ‘em up, and shower the people you love—or loathe—with love—or bile. You know, depending.