Sure, you could spend a lot of money for humdrum roses or boring old candy this Valentine's Day. That would certainly require the least effort and make the least waves. If you're the kind of person who likes things dull and predictable, go right ahead and settle for yet another Valentine's Day indistinguishable from the last, or the next.
But if you'd rather make this V-Day a magical occasion your loved one will remember for a lifetime, get ahold of some cardstock. You've got original Woot Valentines to print. Courtesy of Shirt.Woot, these exclusive designs come in Bitter (thumbnailed at left above) and Sweet (at right) flavors, so even the romantically miserable can play along. Just open these PDFs, print them out, cut them up, and let your love flow in the things you do:
Now don't say we never gave you anything. if you'd like to reciprocate, please forward all gifts directly to our headquarters. We prefer cash.
If you're one of those types that thinks it's acceptable to email a Valentine, we pity you. Also, we provide some gifs you can use: