Beyond “Hiking The Appalachian Trail”: 10 More New Euphemisms From The Mark Sanford Affair

by Jason Toon, Scott Lydon, & Dave Rutledge

Reflecting the latest crazy developments since our story yesterday...

  1. recharging after the stimulus battle
  2. undisclosing my location
  3. wanting to do something exotic
  4. parking the Suburban at the airport
  5. driving the Argentine coast
  6. refusing the federal stimulus package
  7. resigning as chairman of the Republican Governors Association
  8. improving The State’s circulation
  9. not disputing the authenticity of the emails
  10. upholding the Monroe Doctrine