Brevillejuice, Brevillejuice, Brevillejuice!
Learn about the sensual mysteries of juicing!
Looks like this juicer comes with its own explanatory video, which means its time for a ... WOOT PRODUCT VIDEO WATCH-ALONG!
00:03 Breville's bassist is the best in the business
00:08 Breville is an Australian company?? You learn something every day.
00:12 OoooOOOooo I had no idea the juicing lifestyle was so … sensual.
00:16 Whoa whoa whoa, 2 settings? What am I an engineer?
00:21 What did she say? Is there an Australian translator in the forums?
00:29 It hit the market with a tube? Was the market OK?
00:33 BATES? What are you saying? Who would want to juice Bates?
00:36 I for one am filled with wonder.
00:40 Really? One margarine, hoisin sauce, and empty milk carton juice comin' right up!
00:44 Again…those eyebrows really play up the salacious aspects of juicing.
00:48 LEAVE BATES OUT OF THIS
00:52 Gingeroo? Is that like a spicy kangaroo?
00:57 I'll put in as much ginger as I damn well -- that's too much.
01:00 We call this editing technique "swooping rhombuses"
01:08 We don't have anything snarky to say about this good idea
01:16 But can I listen to Tool while I dismantle it?
01:19 Give my parts a rinse? That seems personal.
01:28 OK we might need to censor this for an American audience.