Do the Monster Slapdash
You might want to put a couple breath mints in the back pocket. It's hard for people to say cheese when they can smell what you had for lunch.
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.