Wax On, Woot-Off
Now you can put your game in a hoodie, put the hoodie in your hoodie. I don't know why you would ('cause it's hard to play the game through two layers of hoodie), but you could.
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)