Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!
Welcome aboard, Kindle. The pirate's is a hard life, with short commons and no protective sleeve to keep ye warm at night.
Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.
You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.
The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).
So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.