I want PHOTOS of the wedding, not music!
I don't understand how you misinterpreted my request this badly. I said I wanted "Pachelbel's Canon" at the wedding, obviously meaning that I wanted to hire Gil Pachelbel, the top wedding photographer in Racine, to bring his Canon EOS Rebel T3 Digital SLR and photograph our wedding.
Who's even heard of this dumb song?
I wanted our most special day to be captured forever using a 12.2 Mexapixel camera compatible with all Canon EF and EF-S lenses and SD, SDHC, and SDXC memory cards. Not some stupid twinkling piano accompaniment.
Honestly, Dave, it's like you barely even listen to me.