Canon Scientific Calculator

by wootbot

Wax On, Woot-Off

Let's see, if I get a 4% raise for the next 5 years, I'll...still be underpaid.

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)