Castaway by Pawleys Island Hammock

by wootbot

The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!

[writer wakes with a start] No, no! I don't want to jump! I never signed up for this! Oh.... hi there... I must've dozed off for a minute... where was I now?

If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?