Cereal Mate Non-Soggy Cereal Bowl

by wootbot

Wax On, Woot-Off

This concept makes me sad for an entire generation. An entire generation of SUCKERS who came BEFORE this amazing invention!

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)