Chillbuster Portable Heating Blanket

by Wootbot

Only a handful of great discoveries have advanced mankind in the quest to evolve further. The match. The wheel. The ottoman. The fishbowl. The cheese fry. Yet perhaps the greatest of these is the Chill Buster Portable Heating Blanket. The Chill Buster allows us the free movement of the wild, savage cougar-infested outdoors, only with the warm, snuggly up-to-120-degree protection that, until now, was only available to the joey of the rare Arctic Circle Kangaroo. With a lightweight 12-volt battery designed to meet the rigid specifications of the Ancient Egyptian Pharaonic Wiring Code, the enclosed grid of lightweight mesh keeps an even distribution of heat running across your body, recreating the feeling of watching Brad Pitt make out with Angelina Jolie. When fully charged, the Chill Buster Portable Heating Blanket will provide up to three hours of heating time, meaning that you can be happy the whole time you are becoming late for work. With the Chill Buster Portable Heating Blanket you can finally find the time to enjoy the outdoors and get back to the way our ancestors lived life: running from starving ice-cold cougars who cannot afford to buy their own electric blankets.

Warranty: One year manufacturer

Specifications:

  • The 12 volt rechargeable integrated system provided quick recharging capability for hours and hours of portable heated comfort.
  • The “Blizzard Proof” nylon shell is weather resistant and windproof.
  • The “Comfort Plus Polar Fleece” inner lining distributes the heat for total head-to-toe warmth.
  • The comfort design is stadium and airline friendly. At a mere 15” X 9X 10”. Chillbuster can travel with you anywhere and with anything you will need to simple charge and go!
  • The “Roll and Stow” design allows you to pack Chillbuster for adventure or storage in just three easy steps.
  • Built-In Pockets and arm bands are designed inside to provide secure and direct heat for cold hands and arms.
  • Completely self contained. Chillbuster comes with everything you will need to charge up at home or operate in your car and it all packs inside it’s own removeable compartment.
  • You can choose either the over-the-shoulder or back pack style option for carrying your Chillbuster and both are adjustable.

Here’s how it works.

  • The heat is generated from a light weight 12 volt rechargeable battery.
  • The power is channeled through a sealed connector to the blanket. Within the blanket, there is an extensive grid of lightweight resistance wire which warms and creates up to 120 degrees of heat which is evenly distributed.
  • The insulated blanket is protected with a water resistant and windproof nylon outer shell which is fully removable.
  • When fully charged, the 12 volt power pack will provide heat for up to 3 hours.