Choose-Your-Own AOC Monitor

by wootbot

Decisions, Decisions

The choices you make here will have tremendous repercussions -- maybe. 

You awake to find yourself in a damp, dusky room with almost no light. As your senses come to bear, you realize it is your own bedroom. Underwear and empty Gushers packaging litter the floor. Suddenly, a small computer monitor flickers to light on your desk, revealing a deal-a-day website selling a variety of AOC monitors.

You realize your current monitor is embarrassingly small and outdated. You decide to purchase a new one, but are faced with a choice:

If you choose the brand-new 23" AIRE|iPlay monitor with 30-pin Apple Dock, turn to PAGE 2

If you choose the refurbished 23" LED monitor, turn to PAGE 3

If you choose the refurbished 22" LED monitor, turn to PAGE 4

If you choose the refurbished 20" LED monitor, turn to PAGE 5

-PAGE 2-

You sit back and relax, knowing a HD monitor capable of displaying your (former-gen!) iDevice is on the way. You sigh contentedly, finally feeling as though the crushing depression that has haunted you for years may finally lift.

Suddenly, a deranged methamphetamine addict storms through the window, brandishing a hacksaw. TURN TO PAGE 6

-PAGE 3-

You sit back and relax, knowing a huge HD LED monitor capable of displaying your favorite games and media is on the way. You sigh contentedly, finally feeling as though the crushing depression that has haunted you for years may finally lift.

Suddenly, a deranged methamphetamine addict storms through the window, brandishing a hacksaw. TURN TO PAGE 6

-PAGE 4-

You sit back and relax, knowing a large HD LED monitor capable of displaying your favorite games and media is on the way. You sigh contentedly, finally feeling as though the crushing depression that has haunted you for years may finally lift.

Suddenly, a deranged methamphetamine addict storms through the window, brandishing a hacksaw. TURN TO PAGE 6

-PAGE 5-

You sit back and relax, knowing a large-but-reasonable HD LED monitor capable of displaying your favorite games and media is on the way. You sigh contentedly, finally feeling as though the crushing depression that has haunted you for years may finally lift.

Suddenly, a deranged methamphetamine addict storms through the window, brandishing a hacksaw. TURN TO PAGE 6

-PAGE 6-

The drug addict proves immune to reason. Gibbering and shaking, he slowly approaches you, demanding "all your spiders" in return for his hacksaw. You throw him a box of Gushers, which temporarily calms him. He sets the hacksaw down and gazes strangely at his own reflection in the mirror on the wall. He weeps.

fin