ContourROAM2 Waterproof Action Camcorder

by wootbot

Sadly, even this thing can't make the catfish any less hideous.

The best waterproof video camera endorsed by a fake professional noodler.

"I'm standing with Vurn Coothounder, who emerged victorious in today's 'Top Noodler and Tacksidurmist Turnament' (sponsored by TLC). Vurn, you yanked a 52-pounder out of the water today - tell us how that feels."

"DANG DEM FISH WAS ORNERY."

"What was going through your head as you wrangled that catfish with your bare and very hairy hands?"

"I WERE THINKIN' DAT FISH WAS ORNERY."

"Mmm-hmm. Now, in the past you've attributed your success to the ContourROAM2 Waterproof Action Camcorder, which, you said - and I'm paraphrasing, here - enables you to review your handfishing techniques in vivid color and modify as needed. Did the camcorder help you win today?"

"SURE DO. THE PICKCHUR TAKER SHOWED ME WHAT WERE DEM ORNERY FISH UP TO HIDING SO I GRABBED 'IM."

"Fascinating. Well, congratulations and thank you for your time, Vurn. Back to the studio."

"WHERE?"