Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest & Cabinet

by wootbot

Craft it Up

We're going to ship it better than last time! And even better next time! 

We sold this Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest before, and would you believe it: we shipped it in a weak box and it arrived damaged. We're not making that mistake again. We're packing this bad boy in a special, durable, double-walled box to ensure it shows up to your house in tip-top shape. 

But you know what, we're not stopping there. While the double-walled box is all we have for this Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest currently, we're excited to announce that we'll be offering these other durable shipping options in the future:

  • The Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest is put inside a triple-walled box which is then put inside a quadruple-walled box which is coated with a shock-absorbent foam that may or may not be a living organism. 
  • The Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest is put into a triple-walled box. Four Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest lookalikes are loaded into other triple-walled boxes. They are shipped out all at once to confuse potential Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest thieves and bullies. 
  • The Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest is given a full-body massage so that it's entirely loose and relaxed. It's then laid inside a normal box but no bumps along the way affect it, because it's, like, so totally chilled out, you feel us?
  • We deliver a giant inflatable cushion to your house. You have 3 business days to inflate it in your front yard, so that we can safely launch the Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest towards your house using a highly-accurate long-range shipping cannon.
  • We disassemble the Craftsman Rolling Tool Chest and send a team of hilarious, sassy butlers to deliver each piece to your residence.

Like we said before, we don't have these shipping options yet, but be on the look out for them some time in late 2045!