These pans are all you need to be a great chef, assuming you already have some angel investors and a clever restaurant theme.
When I told my parents I was quitting my job as a CEO and opening a restaurant, they were quite skeptical. "How will you afford to pay for our retirement?" they asked me with fear in their elderly voices. But I did well as a chef! So when I told them I was quitting the restaurant to open a band, they sat me down and DEMANDED I think again.
That's how I came up with the idea for Uncle Bang Bang McDrumsalot Pots-N-Panstravagolly-who! It's a theme restaurant that's fun for kids, adults, and teenagers who want to join an ironic novelty band. And it's all centered around my Cuisinart 11 Piece Cookware Set. With this mix of skillets, steamers, stockpots, saucepan and lids, I can cook everything! From turkey drumsticks to pizza pie pads! And don't forget my mad fresh beet mixes!
Best of all, the Cuisinart 11 Piece Cookware Set didn't cost me a lot, so my parents didn't flip out. They did flip out at the projected cost of my animatronic dinosaur band, however. Which is sad, considering the Uncle Bang Bang McDrumsalot Pots-N-Panstravagolly-who firesplosion was sort of the centerpiece of my whole idea. As it stands right now it's just a couple of loose wires and this cookware set.
But we do have free mints by the register. That's the Uncle Bang Bang McDrumsalot Pots-N-Panstravagolly-who promise.