Cuisinart 17-Piece Nonstick Cookware Set

by wootbot

The secret ingredient is despair!

TV chef Jorve Runstrupt presents: FOOD FACE.

"HEY! CHECK IT! WELCOME TO FOOD FACE. TODAY WE'RE MAKING BUTTER BACON BURRITO BALLS WITH SPICY JACK MAYO! AND WE'RE DOIN' LOUD BECAUSE NOBODY STEPS ON JORVE RUNSTRUPT, RIGHT?"

"Jorve?"

"OH HERE'S THE OL' PRODUCER. HE PROBABLY WANTS ME TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON THIS SMASHED POTATO JALAPENO ARTICHOKE SURPRISE. TOO MUCH FOR YOU, JERRY?"

"Yeah, I think we can maybe tone it down a tad."

"I'LL TONE YOU DOWN. I'LL TONE YOU DOWN ALL OVER THAT SIDEWALK."

"Is everything okay, Jorve? Is this about - "

"DEBBRY? NO, WHY WOULD IT BE ABOUT HER?"

"I'm just thinking there might be more to what's happening here."

"I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK. DON'T FORGET WHO KEEPS THE LIGHTS ON AROUND HERE. IF YOU SAID PIXIES, YOU ARE CORRECT."

"Let's focus on the promo. All you have to do is say, 'Cuisinart: The Cookware Jorve trusts'. That's it. Then we can go home."

"CUISIBOO: THE CORKWORK JOR - OH, WHAT IS THE USE, JERRY? YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN I AM."

"Don't cry, Jorve. You've always got the burrito balls."

"BUH - BUH - BUH - BURRITO BALLS."