Gosh, how awkward. We weren't expecting you. Of course you're welcome but......well, we just were thinking that, you know, this was just a social gathering. Not the kind of place we'd run into our work friends. Like, you're cool and all that, so don't think we're saying you aren't cool. You just know how it is.
No, no, you don't have to leave. You can totally fit in with our crowd! What, you turn into a low angle prop, you've got a hand strap, that's awesome! Listen, you head over to the bar... boy, this is awkward to ask, do you drink? Really? See, that's something I learned about you right here. We're growing as people, right?
Tell you what, I see you offer full access to all the buttons and jacks and stuff, so why don't you just hang out and do that, and I'll go get some of my friends and introduce you. Yeah, and they're fun people, too! You just get that built-in business card holder slot ready, because when I come back... Dyno-might! No, no, that's from an old TV show, I probably said it wrong.
Man, it's just so awkward running into office friends in the real world, right?