Do the Monster Slapdash
Your kid swears he wasn't stealing cookies from the jar. But the crumbs in his bed and this hidden camera video tell a completely different story.
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.