Dell Inspiron 17.3" Intel i5 Laptops

by wootbot

Dell & The Wolf

In this writeup, the Dell 17" Laptop's 8GB DDR3 memory will be played by the flute. Like this:

Twiddlediddle DEET DEET DEET diddlediddle dee. Twiddlediddle DEET DEET DEET diddlediddle dee.


Now, are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.

Early one morning, the Dell 17" Laptop awoke from sleep and went out into the program meadow. Its 8GB of DDR3 memory came blazing to life.

Twiddlediddle DEET DEET DEET diddlediddle dee. Twiddlediddle DEET DEET DEET diddlediddle dee. Tiddledwiddle tiddledwiddle tiddlediddle DEET!

Meanwhile, at the other side of the meadow, the 1TB SATA Hard Drive came sneaking in.

Bawwwwww datdatdat daaa dat dat BLATT dat DAT dot dawwwwwwww!

"Look out!" cried Grandfather USB 3.0. "That LED-Backlit display's back in the pond again!"

Blat blat blaaa, blat blat blaaaa, blat blat blaaa blaaaaaaaaa. Blat blat blaaa, blat blat blaaa, blat blaaaaaa.

Oh, how the 8GB DDR3 memory laughed as it watched them all tumble down the hill together!

Twiddlediddle DEET twiddle DEET twiddle DOOT DEET DAT DOT DEET triddle twiddle DEET DEET DEET!

And they all live happily ever after! The end.