Huge touchscreen, burly processor, 2TB hard drive - and you don't have to carry it around.
That's right. You'll never leave this Dell PC in a taxicab. You don't have to buy some special protective bag for it. You'll never have to buy a $6 latte to use the Internet on it. And low battery warning, schmow battery warning.
Of course, it can do way, way more than any laptop this side of Q Branch. No lap on Earth can accomodate this 27" 2560x1440 touchscreen. Check out those six, yes, SIX USB 3.0 ports and that gigunda 2TB hard drive.
By the time you get to the 4th Gen Intel® Core™ i7-4770S Quad-Core Haswell processor, the 8GB DDR3 1600MHz SDRAM memory, and the NVIDIA® GeForce GT 750M 2GB graphics card, the comparison starts to feel unfair. You've clearly beaten the laptop, Dell XPS - you don't have to humiliate it.