De'Longhi 1.5 Pint Gelato/Ice Cream Maker

by wootbot

We're Not Sure Who's Actually Talking Here

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?

Oh, poor unsuspecting human. Today you sit lamenting your fate, but soon? Soon the sky will blaze with the force of ten thousand suns that are all one ten-thousandth the size of the sun we now have! And what will you do then? From whom will you seek the cool you now take for granted?

Poor unsuspecting human. Prepare yourself now with this DeLonghi Gelato Maker. Dense and lower fat, you'll be able to eat so much more of it than you'd expect. Which is good, because you're going to have several months of sun before the ice and snow return.

Be prepared, poor unsuspecting human. Be prepared.