You've got the suit and the shoes and the Vespa, but you still aren't running your gang. What's a Mod gotta do to be the alpha? Well, like all things, the answer lies in history. To be the best, you've gotta win the arms race.
Vehicle blog Bring A Trailer normally reviews vintage cars, so it's no wonder they tracked down this 1956 Vespa. Designed for a parachute team moving quickly behind enemy lines, this Faro Barro's 75mm tank-piercing cannon offers an intimidation factor that blasting Quadrophenia can no longer command. Sure, it needs a little more chrome and a two-tone paint job on the barrel, but think of it as a project death-dealer. Head on over and read for the full details, or go straight to eBay where one's currently available for eight thousand Euros. If nothing else, you can finally take out that weekend warrior who parks under the bridge when it rains.