Don't Break the Bottle-Corkscrew Edition

by wootbot

The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!

The only thing more puzzling than this thing is how I could possibly be related to these people.

If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?