Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
Keeping drunk Uncle Al too occupied to grope my wife has never been easier!
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!