Cy-burrr! These prices are so LOW!
If you haven't smelled NYC in the heat of summer then consider yourself lucky, my friend.
Take a break from typing sweet nothings into a chat room and take advantage of these low Cyber Monday prices! It's almost like you're cybering with our inventory… but wait, no, sorry. Forget we said that. That's terrible. Oh jeez, we feel really, really bad!