Dyson DC25 Multi Floor Upright Ball Vacuum - Yellow

by wootbot

Bed-Buggery

We're just saying that if you did have bed bugs it wouldn't be a big deal. 

This powerful suction machine is perfect for any job you throw at it, from sucking up Christmas tree needles to vacuuming bed bugs out of every nook and cranny in your home in a desperate attempt to avoid the shame of harboring the dreadful little creatures. Not that we know anything about bed bugs.

We're just saying that the 220 airwatts of suction power on this bad boy is more than enough to rip the eggs, nymphs, and adult bed bugs from their hiding places all over your home. We definitely haven't spent the last two weeks poring over internet bed bug forums, driving ourselves mad at the thought of the little vampires crawling all over our unsuspecting bodies in the night. 

Bed bugs are a growing problem nationwide (so much so that the stigma attached to them is pretty outdated and misguided, if you ask us), so it's best to arm yourself against this potential threat with a high-quality, bagless vacuum such as this one. Who knows, maybe everybody has bed bugs but are scared of letting everybody else know because they would feel ashamed. Heh heh. Right??

It's not like you need to be a particularly slovenly person to get a bed bug infestation -- even fancy hotels get them, OK? So if you're buying this Dyson DC25 with the hopes of sucking bed bugs from your carpet and headboard, hold your head high and don't let yourself become a social pariah. 

Not that we know anything about that. We're just speculating.