Millions of Americans are going to bed tonight without a Dyson. You can change that.
"Hey Mister, spare some change?"
"What? I don't have any. And you're just gonna spend it on booze."
"That's not true at all. You're making judgments based on appearance."
"Ah, jeez, fine. Here. That's all I have."
"That's it? Mister I'm trying to get enough money to get a refurbished Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum. Seventy-five cents isn't really gonna make a difference."
"Why do you want a Dyson ball vacuum?"
Why wouldn't I? Have you seen the commercials? Dyson makes some amazing stuff, man."
"But I mean, why not get food or clothing or shelter or something?"
"What can I say? We live in a capitalist society. I see it on the TV and I want one."
"You have a TV?"
"No. But I look in people's windows."
"What would you even vacuum?"
"That's none of your business, Mister. Now make with the cash."
"Do you take plastic?"