Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum

by wootbot

Not Very Hologrammic

This vacuum is so lightweight and balanced we bet you'll be able to push it from station to station, even in your golden years.

I'm out there cleaning cause I
hate dust and grime and so I
get on the ball and trap those
particles very fine
He's so cyclonic, and-a
He's really centered too
He's asthma friendly, oh, this sweet DC25

I rolled it round the corner
That motor's in the ball
My lovely sweet DC25, that dust is done, he's
HEPA, oh my
Filtration lifetime
He's asthma friendly, oh, this sweet DC25
That easy empty bin, my sweet DC25

And when the clear bin's full there's
No bag to throw away
Just saying maybe, then
You'll spend less on your cleaning
Live so much cleaner with this sweet DC25
You'll maybe have a clean place
Look good on party night
Cuts down on pollen, oh, this sweet DC25

Strong suction
Storage function
0.3 microns
and bigger will just be gone

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Maybe if you got sponges
And every night were scrubbing
Your house would pass the clean tests
Be asthma-friendly, see? Sure!
But sweet DC25, he
he does that same thing neatly
Root Cyclone Technologic, sweet DC25

I'll take a right and I'll just
Park him so safe away
Inside my closet and
It will just stay there neatly
Clean and hygienic, it's my sweet DC25
It will clean up your place
Then run away to hide
Cuts down on pollen, oh, this sweet DC25

Strong suction
Storage function
0.3 microns
and bigger will just be gone

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25

Oh my sweet DC25
Oh oh
Sweet DC25