Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum

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by Wootbot a year ago

Life Sucks

This vacuum is perfect for picking up the pieces of my broken life.

After my wife left me, I lost my job,  an isolated earthquake struck my house, and my kids tried to burn down what was left of my house with me inside to collect life insurance,  I really didn’t know what to do. At first I thought I might go all Michael Douglas in Falling Down, but then I saw this sweet Dyson vacuum and my perspective shifted.

You hear the phrase “pick up the pieces of your life.” But it turned out that I really needed to pick up physical pieces of my destroyed former life. Luckily the Dyson’s 220 airwatts made short work of the fine china my wife had smashed against the walls and the general detritus left from the collapsed roof. Plus, the crevice tool let me clean thick black soot from both real and emotional hard-to-reach places.

The Dyson’s Root Cyclone technology separates dirt from air, and it doesn’t even need to use the filter! If that’s difficult to conceptualize, just imagine that my ex-wife is pure, sweet air, while I am disgusting, wretched dirt. And imagine that the Dyson vacuum is Jason, her personal-trainer-turned-lover who separated us. See? It’s not that complicated. And just like Jason, you can’t even hate the Dyson vacuum, because dammit it makes her happy.

Speaking of which, I would like to invite you to our wedding. Well, the Dyson and I, of course. It’s going to be a small ceremony, nothing major. How dare you call it a rebound! It’s been two weeks! Come on, Dyson, you don’t need to hear this.

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Suction power – 220 airwatts (constant)
• Unlike conventional upright vacuums that sit on four fixed wheels and are hard to steer, the DC25 rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it without pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
• The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
• Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air without using a filter
• Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
• Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC25 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe
• Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
• On Board Tool Storage – Upholstery and crevice tools store on the machine
• Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
• Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bag

Additional Photos:

• Purple Dyson DC25
• Yellow Dyson DC25
• Red Dyson DC25
• Ball & Brush Bar
• Lifetime HEPA Filter in Ball
• Washable Filter
• Attachments
• Brush Bar switches off for hard floors
• Package Contents

In the box:

(1) Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum (Choose: Purple, Yellow or Red)

• Crevice Tool
• Upholstery Tool
• User’s Guide
• Warranty Card