Dyson DC33 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue

by wootbot

Four of the Floors

We're the Four Floor Crew / and we're here to tell ya / this Dyson vacuum / is so versatile-uh! FLOOR CALL!

SHABOOYA! SHA-SHA-SHABOOYA! FLOOR CALL!
They call me Carpet
I keep it nappy
That Dyson suction
Keeps me clean and happy!
FLOOR CALL!

SHABOOYA! SHA-SHA-SHABOOYA! FLOOR CALL!
Well I'm Hardwood Flooring
So slick and shiny
Dyson keeps me smoother
Than a baby's hiney!
FLOOR CALL!

SHABOOYA! SHA-SHA-SHABOOYA! FLOOR CALL!
Let me be square with you
You can call me Tile
Calling Dyson for a cleanup
On the #9 aisle!
FLOOR CALL!

SHABOOYA! SHA-SHA-SHABOOYA! FLOOR CALL!
Yo yo I'm Vinyl
When me and Dyson get close
I'll still look cheap
At least I won't look gross!
FLOOR CALL!