Spy On Dyson
Don't say anything to anyone ever unless you're vacuuming
"I'm heading out. Do you think you'd be able to --"
"Shhhhh! Don't say anything. Don't you know the government could be spying on us right now?"
"It doesn't matter, I just need you to --"
"Of course it matters! I shouldn't even being saying this. Here."
"Why are you vacuuming right now? I'm trying to talk to you."
"I'm using the Dyson DC35 Digital Multi Floor Cordless Vac for white noise. This way they can't hear us."
"I'M TURNING ON THE VACUUM SO THE NSA DOESN'T SPY ON US, HONEY."
"BUT NOW WE HAVE TO SCREAM AT EACH OTHER. SO THEY CAN STILL HERE US."
"YOU HAVE ANOTHER VACUUM??"
"YOU HAVE ANOTHER DYSON?"
"OH YEAH, I BOUGHT TWO FROM WOOT IN CASE WE NEEDED EXTRA PROTECTION."
"YOU BOUGHT TWO BOOTS?"
"TWO ON WOOT!"
"LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU TO DRY CLEAN YOUR SUIT."
"NO, NOT SUIT -- WOOOOOT!"