Green really isn't your color. Perhaps you should choose blue or purple instead.
Have you seen her lately? Yeah, she pretty much looks amazing. She lost a lot of weight. Everyone's calling her "Slim." I'd kill to know her secret.
I really need to watch my diet. I usually just hoover up whatever the kids drop on the floor. Ok, the dogs too. I know, it's humiliating. I get so full sometimes, and let's just say that emptying the bin isn't the most pleasant experience. I'm sure that's not a problem for her, though. I've heard she goes bagless. She seems like the type.
4.85 pounds? God, I haven't been that since high school. She must feel so free without that cord weighing her down. Where do you think she gets the energy? Psssh. Yeah, wouldn't that be nice. I guess we could all be like her if we had a fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery. Jealous? Hell yeah, I'm jealous. She's like the friggin' Energizer Bunny over there, and I'm so tired after work that I lose suction sometimes. Ok, a lot of the time. It's a problem. We're thinking of going to counseling.
Bet it's not a problem for her, though. She's got root cyclone technology that goes on for days, and a digital motor that's up to 3 times faster than conventional motors.
Oh yeah, I've heard about her bag of tricks. Let's just say that her detachable long-reach wand is very …er… flexible. It cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps. And I've heard her debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting. I know. It's almost obscene. But far be it for me to judge what people do in the privacy of their own homes.