Dyson DC35 Digitial Slim Vacuum
Hey Jealousy
Green really isn't your color. Perhaps you should choose blue or purple instead.
Have you seen her lately? Yeah, she pretty much looks amazing. She lost a lot of weight. Everyone's calling her "Slim." I'd kill to know her secret.
I really need to watch my diet. I usually just hoover up whatever the kids drop on the floor. Ok, the dogs too. I know, it's humiliating. I get so full sometimes, and let's just say that emptying the bin isn't the most pleasant experience. I'm sure that's not a problem for her, though. I've heard she goes bagless. She seems like the type.
4.85 pounds? God, I haven't been that since high school. She must feel so free without that cord weighing her down. Where do you think she gets the energy? Psssh. Yeah, wouldn't that be nice. I guess we could all be like her if we had a fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery. Jealous? Hell yeah, I'm jealous. She's like the friggin' Energizer Bunny over there, and I'm so tired after work that I lose suction sometimes. Ok, a lot of the time. It's a problem. We're thinking of going to counseling.
Bet it's not a problem for her, though. She's got root cyclone technology that goes on for days, and a digital motor that's up to 3 times faster than conventional motors.
Oh yeah, I've heard about her bag of tricks. Let's just say that her detachable long-reach wand is very …er… flexible. It cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps. And I've heard her debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting. I know. It's almost obscene. But far be it for me to judge what people do in the privacy of their own homes.
